Special Election Night Coverage by B F Koch
ITITY Political Commentator
The strangest and most shocking half hour in television history ended
just before midnight Tuesday when the repulsive Fox news pundit and sleazy Republican
Party strategist was forced to face a failure he was simply incapable of contemplating.
As soon as the
network called Ohio, and the election, for President Obama, Britt Hume, Bret
Baier, and Megyn Kelly offered their contrite condolences, but the mendacious manipulator
of political opinion then told a stunned Chris Wallace he would not concede.
For the next thirty minutes Rove stubbornly refused to relent,
then, after Michael Barone slowly backed him into a corner from which he could
not escape, stunned viewers saw his skull expand to several times normal size and
suddenly splatter the studio with its hideous contents.
Barone and Baier
instinctively avoided the gruesome fallout, but Kelly, visibly shaken, yet calmly
blotting her soiled white blazer, was heard to have muttered just before the
live feed was cut: “This will come out, right? I mean, ew.”
