ITITY Current Events Correspondent
Washington D.C.
Future Jeopardy question in the “Losers Who Didn’t Know When to Quit” category and two-bit racist grifter who bull-in-china-shopped his way into the White House has been impeached for a second time in his first and last term in office after inciting his Confederate cosplay lynch mob, running on toxic Fox News fumes and still carrying a Four Seasons Total Landscaping tiki torch for their imbecilic Lost Cause, then directing them to storm the U.S. Capitol where they, stupidly snapping self-incriminating selfies while proudly wearing their MAGA branded hate merch, were allowed to rampage with white privilege impunity, convinced by their seditious cult leader they could somehow reverse the election results, deny their soon-to-be minority status in the culture they’re accustomed to dominating, and prevent the intolerable reality of their inevitable irrelevance.
Not the End
