Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Karl Rove’s Head Explodes

Special Election Night Coverage by B F Koch
ITITY Political Commentator

The strangest and most shocking half hour in television history ended just before midnight Tuesday when the repulsive Fox news pundit and sleazy Republican Party strategist was forced to face a failure he was simply incapable of contemplating.
As soon as the network called Ohio, and the election, for President Obama, Britt Hume, Bret Baier, and Megyn Kelly offered their contrite condolences, but the mendacious manipulator of political opinion then told a stunned Chris Wallace he would not concede.
For the next thirty minutes Rove stubbornly refused to relent, then, after Michael Barone slowly backed him into a corner from which he could not escape, stunned viewers saw his skull expand to several times normal size and suddenly splatter the studio with its hideous contents.
Barone and Baier instinctively avoided the gruesome fallout, but Kelly, visibly shaken, yet calmly blotting her soiled white blazer, was heard to have muttered just before the live feed was cut: “This will come out, right? I mean, ew.”