Talked
off the Ledge by B F Koch
ITITY Political Analyst
Every
time a bell rings in Texas one of Ted Cruz’s brain cells sprouts tiny little
bat wings, escapes his otherwise empty skull, flies around the town hall for a
few seconds, then goes on yet another rant about defunding Obamacare.
Secret
border patrol agent and part-time cantaloupe inspector, Steve King continues to
pile more stupidity on top of a pile of stupid every time his single misfiring
neuron comes up with a comment on immigration reform.
A lump
of moldy gray matter haunting the halls of justice in a rotten black robe,
Antonin Scalia envisions an America where robber barons can once again buy
elections and only wealthy old white men are allowed to vote.
Intoxicated
with the idea of immortality, and bored with simply being a young Russian
billionaire, soon to be cyborg Dmitry Itskov plans on indefinitely extending
his lifespan by putting the contents of his cranium in a shiny robot body.
At a lonely, dimly lit bar, Literally and
Begs-the-Question, two friends suffering from the modern misuse of language,
buy each other drinks and reminisce about the good ole days when their meanings
actually had lives.
