Diagnosed at a Distance by E C Koch and B F Koch
ITITY Epidemiology Correspondents
Londonderry Township, PA
Choosing to dismiss the advice of his
administration’s few remaining healthcare experts, President Trump recently visited
Dauphin County, PA, where he held a rally intended to energize his base ahead
of November’s election.
Following a script that has become
standard for similar events, the rally, sponsored by Pennsylvania’s Miasmatic
Committee to Re-Elect, featured a densely packed auditorium of the chief executive’s
most virulent supporters.
After speeches delivered by
celebrity physician, Andrew Wakefield, and euthanasia enthusiast, Dan Patrick,
the President took the stage to deliver his message of assurance amid the
nation’s current crisis.
When asked what he thought about
Trump’s performance, rally attendee and veteran Three Mile Island technician,
Frank Boron, said, “You heard what everyone was chanting, didn’t ya? It’s all a
hoax. I mean, if it’s so contagious then what are we all doing here?”
