Saturday, October 20, 2012

Binders Full of Bullshit

Post-it Note from the Political Affairs Desk by B F Koch
ITITY 2012 Election Correspondent

The chameleonesque Cayman Island candidate and his mathematically incompetent running mate continue their leveraged buyout of the upcoming election by suppressing support for the other party while persuading business owners to invest in their cynical swindle.

Their counterfeit campaign promises to apply private sector expertise to our country’s economic recovery while the former vulture capitalist and aspiring CEO of USA Inc. callously calculates how much of America’s remaining assets he can surreptitiously strip.

Their fraudulent, 47% of the people don’t matter, numbers don’t have to add up, hostile soup kitchen takeover, pledges to repeal all policies, except those that would protect wealth extraction and provide a government accountable only to the play-by-their-own-rules, plutocratic 1%.

They have somehow managed to evade serious scrutiny, avoid all accountability, and put over their pretense of legitimacy, despite their say-anything-to-close-the-deal, sociopathic, dog-on-the-roof indifference to not only the concerns of the common citizen but the essential concept of a social contract.

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