ITITY Current Events Correspondent
Egged-on by the incessant clamoring of a million social media monsters, safely sheltered in the anonymous refuge of the mindless mob, we, angry spectators of that sleazy cable news spectacle called a presidential election, found, in a vulgar two-bit grifter seething with racist resentment, the depraved embodiment of our deepest desires and darkest inner demons, the vengeful, gold-plated personification of our subconscious greed, hatred, and lust, then, deliberately situated this shameless scam artist where he’s safely shielded from criminal prosecution, provided him with a pulpit from which to preach his deranged message of misogyny, divisiveness, and conspiracy, and remained callously indifferent when this malignant incarnation of the American id unleashed the horrors of home-grown terrorism by incessantly inflaming our xenophobic fear of an imaginary invasion, but it’s all been totally worth it because nothing is quite so satisfying as owning those whiny paper straw sucking libs.
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