Dispatched by B F Koch
ITITY Current Events Columnist
It looks like Christie, Cruz, Paul, Perry, Rubio, Ryan, and Walker will all have to wait their turns. After winning the recent CPAC straw poll, and the enthusiastic endorsement of both Sarah Palin and Rudi Giuliani, the party’s two political thought leaders most unhindered by analytical reasoning, Vladimir Putin has emerged as the new 2016 Republican presidential front-runner.
In what may be a related development, Bob Costas has reportedly poked himself in both eyes with a sharp stick.