Typed in the Dark by E C and B F Koch
ITITY Financial Correspondents
New York, NY
Following the collapse of the fourth estate, Sotheby’s has issued a
catalogue listing the items to be auctioned in next week’s
much anticipated private sale.
Experts are currently speculating that profits from the
sale of these items could equal those of last year’s third estate sale, valuated
at $1.26B.
The estate’s collapse is believed to have begun in
the early nineties with the advent of twenty-four hour news coverage, continued
by substituting substantive discussion with valueless argument, and ended with the
celebritization of base behavior.
Items expected to fetch the highest bids are: Lot
266 Due Diligence, Lot 369 Objectivity, and Lot 67622 Courage.
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