Dashed Off by BF Koch
ITITY 2016 Campaign Commentator
Refusing to abandon their doomed cause despite
poll numbers sinking in a sea of criticism and unable to distinguish his
commands from the sound of a malfunctioning bilge pump, his loyal but confused
crew stand by helplessly as their self-destructive candidate, Captain Spraytan fires the only remaining flare
pistol into his left foot, throws his gold-plated binoculars overboard, not-so-sarcastically cuts all the lifeboats loose, then takes the great ship’s wheel
in his tiny little hands, orders full steam ahead, and steers the already
listing S.S. Trumptanic straight into another iceberg.
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