Quacked
into the Void by E C Koch
ITITY
Capitol Correspondent
At a
hastily assembled press conference held earlier this week, President Trump
addressed the growing national crisis.
Quelling
mounting anxiety that there might be something to worry about, the President
returned to his message of reassurance, noting that the country’s best
researchers were working tirelessly to guarantee that his health is absolutely
not at risk.
Flanked
by two adults, Deborah Birx and Anthony Fauci, President Trump continued by reiterating
that the best defense against illness is to wear a mask containing incense when
in public spaces.
When
asked about the credence of a recent study suggesting that illness was caused,
in part, by viruses, the President denied the report’s conclusion, stating, “Look, I’m
not a doctor, but I have common sense.”
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