Thursday, April 9, 2020

Uncowed Faithful Take Stand


Filed by E C Koch
ITITY Hagiographer-in-Residence

The recent crisis has led many states to attempt mitigation by issuing orders preventing in-person attendance of religious services, leading to increased consternation among habitual and casual churchgoers alike.

Some organizations have sought redress in federal courts, claiming that such preventative measures constitute a violation of the first amendment’s commonly understood provision for the freedom of worship and religious expression.

Many parishioners, unwilling to wait for the conclusion of what are anticipated to be lengthy judicial proceedings, are continuing to attend their respective houses of worship regardless of either legal or health consequences.

When asked whether she was concerned that her actions could harm those around her, Cindy Mooncalf of Ohio’s Church of the Callow Heart said, “I wouldn’t be anywhere else. Why would I worry, I’m covered in—what is this? Ketchup?”

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