Written
without Supervision by E C Koch
ITITY
Ebullitions Editor
Washington,
DC
At a
playdate hosted at Timmy’s yesterday, the scheduled order of events was
interrupted after one attendee, Jared, kept all the toys for himself.
Having
agreed to initiate a game of “Us and Them,” a local variant of the more well
known “Cops and Robbers,” Jared, Timmy, and the other boys split into teams
before the altercation commenced.
The
aggregation of several witness statements has corroborated a first-hand account
claiming that Jared freaked out, piled all the toys from the rec room into a
corner, and claimed that distributing the toys among the game’s players was not
“how the game worked.”
Even
to the repeated admonishments from the boys present, who cited long-standing
precedent to the contrary, Jared wouldn’t relent, stating that he would keep “our
toys” until Timmy’s mom intervened.
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