Tuesday, April 28, 2020

New Testing Measures Announced


Bubbles Filled In by E C Koch
ITITY Higher Ed Correspondent

Reston, VA

As the future college class of 2024 concludes its final year of high school amid the current crisis, pressure to address how standardized entrance exams will be administered has mounted.

Following the recommendations of the Department of Education and several state accreditation councils, all students have been automatically issued perfect SAT scores.

When asked how the determination was made, Education Secretary and literate, Betsy DeVos, said, “It’s way easier to just assume that everyone took the test and passed it than it is to actually test everybody, so we decided that everyone scored perfectly.”

Though analysts have suggested that these measures will skew the statistics to the point of meaninglessness, government officials have maintained that the resources required to test the whole country just don’t exist.

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