Forget it Jake, it’s MAGA Town

Filed by B F Koch

ITITY Political Prognosticator

The following are just some of the little things you can look forward to after the Donald Trump Traveling Miracle Cure Medicine Show is renewed for four more long years:

The day Steve “Three-card Monte” Mnuchin’s only explanation for how Kim Kardashian’s portrait wound up on the new twenty-dollar bill was “Harriet who?”

The day the governors of all fifty states trampled each other to compete on the One America News Network premiere of Jared Kushner’s Medical Supply Scavenger Hunt.

The day Kid Rock finished hammering out the subtle phrasing of our New National Anthem while casually rolling coal across the howling wasteland we used to call America.

The day the Supreme Court’s favorite frat boy, Bret “Kegger” Kavanaugh, barfed up the idea that being registered as a democrat automatically disqualified one from voting.

The day Vin Diesel received the Academy Award for Best Actor for his sensitive portrayal of Boom-Boom Radley, the mute drag racer in To Curb Stomp a Mockingbird.

The days President Trump reminds us that real power is getting away with bragging about getting away with it. How real was his second inauguration? As real as WrestleMania, sucker.