Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Glenn Beck’s Glenn Beck Conspiracy

New York NY

In a yet to be broadcast edition of Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck elaborated for his entire time slot on his latest conspiracy theory that he had been replaced by a duplicate Glenn Beck.

At the end of the show, sobbing uncontrollably and reduced to a fetal crouch under his blackboard, Beck finally whimpered “I must get out of this trap” and began gnawing off his own hand.

A spokesperson for Fox News stated the network is still trying to understand the comment and is deciding whether to air the program citing concern for the already unstable mental condition of Beck’s viewers.

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